I heard there is a new cookbook out about cooking with sperm. I think this is a great idea and there should be more books out about other ways to use your sperm. I know I go through at least 4 cups of sperm a week and most of my recipes only need about 2 cups total. So I always have like 2 cups or so of sperm just hanging around my apartment.
Some ideas that would be cool for sperm, are maybe like ways to turn it into paper, or ways to make it turn into a self cleaning agent. So like you sperm on the sink and it cleans your dishes for you. Also, maybe some arts and crafts ideas for it. I don’t know, people are clever so they’ll think of something.