1. Buy a bunch of those real dolls and have a tea party with them. After the tea party, (which is delightful by the way and the conversations are endless and full of great detail and depth) you have sex with all of them and then spend another 5 hours deep cleaning them.
2. Get a shit ton of cats, and pet them for hours.
3. Buy an ice cream truck, and drive around with the song on so kids run up to you and then you trick them into your truck and talk to them about all of the stupid boring shit you’ve been doing. After three to four hours let them go and actually give them ice cream for their troubles.
4. Start crafting and small army of hand made dolls and action figures. Get like 10,000 of them and then in the middle of the night place them all in front of someones yard that you don’t like. Make sure they all have glowing red eyes and a motion sensor that says something creepy when they walk by. Leave a note on the door that says each of these toys are attached to bombs. If you move any of them you will die. Then sit and watch. This will fill a lot of time both in making the dolls and planting and watching them.
5. Buy a prostitute.
