They should make scented candles that smell like shit so that you can give them to people you don’t like and on the front it says, “garden eruption” when really they will either light it and it will smell like shit or they will take a big whiff of it and it will smell like shit. OR, the top layer of scent is actually garden eruption, and then after that it smells like shit so after like 15 minutes their whole house smells like shit and you are like haha fucker I got you, your house smells like shit. This would be perfect for office parties secret santas, or your neighbor who lets their dog shit in your yard.
Scented Candles
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